Monday, March 31, 2008

Burger King Tops Wendy's

Ya'll know I loved that "Air Supply Burger" from Wendy's many posts ago. Well, I found a new love:



Burger King wins again!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Boondocks 2nd Banned Episode!

Here ya go at ANOTHER stab at BET!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

For The Love Of the Kids

This Brazilian mami really showed the kids how to work it. I mean, shit. Damn. Gracias Lossip por dis one!

Get it, Obama Girl!

Damn, she looks good.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

And always the classic...

Letterman vs. O'Reilly

Even More Fox News bashing...

God Bless America, indeed.

Chris Wallace: HUZZAH!

In the spirit of Fox News bashing...Ladies and Gentlemen, Chris Wallace:

Props To: Al Sharpton?

Al actually did something? Huh. Go fig:



Friday, March 21, 2008

Pastor Jeremiah: Is He Wright?

Hell yeah, he's right! Let's cut the ballistics here. This is the Truth From A Real Black Mind and that nigga is tellin' the cotton pickin' truth. I don't give a fuck how we've "racially progressed" in this country from segregated bathroom to now sharing black women/white men on Old Navy commercials. Nigga, this is still a racist, institutionalized country and that old ass preacher is still right. In 2006, he said: "we believe in white supremacy and black inferiority, and believe it more than we believe in God." Can a black personally honestly say they DON'T agree with that? I mean, this country is STILL 74%-ish white and only 14% black. If that doesn't scream what that nigga said, then I don't know what does? Some rose-coloured glasses saying "we all live in racial harmony!" White folks talking about gentrification and "mixed-income" neighborhoods. That shit don't happen; that's a codeword for "we're coming niggas with our Starbucks and pseudo-trendy 'green'-furniture stores so to the suburbs you go!"

Then they want to paint JEREMIAH WRIGHT as a racist? And THEN go FURTHER and say "Hey, Balack Obama, we feel nervous about your ties with this RACIST BLACK PASTOR GUY so you need to sever those ties or ELSE lose to the white woman who put out a racist 3am phone call commercial." Yeah, brilliant job America, fan-fucking-tastic logic. Let's not EVEN forget the "ties" John McCain has to a political party that has literally shut the door on all black issues in America. Yeah, let's let that one pass and focus on JEREMIAH WRIGHT. Or, did they forget Obama talking about having a WHITE GRANDMOTHER who probably used the word "nigger" and yet he can't disown her just as much as he can't disown Pastor Wright.

So my question to ANY sort of twit that thinks of Obama differently for having a "racist pastor" is: "What would YOU do? You have racist grandparents or family; we all have them. How would YOU handle the situation?" I realize Obama is in the public eye and you're behind a computer screen praying this foreclosure crisis is over but Obama isn't God. He can't just magically snap his fingers and polls would magically improve. He's human, he's clearly laid out his life to you all, and even acknowledged (which is RARE) that he's done drugs, has racist grandparents (and apparently pastor), was a smoker, and loves hip hop. I mean, shit, what else did you want him to do? Dance his way onto Dancing With the Stars with that little half-Asian chick? I bet his polls would go up then, now wouldn't it? I mean, we all love to see black people dancing! Right, Mario?

Double-standards in this country are a deplorable excuse and as Hillary put it, "SHAME ON YOU, AMERICA! SHAME ON YOU!" Especially Republicans for feeding into this poll-dropping shit and painting Pastor Wright as a racist pastor. Remind me next time I go into a Catholic church and see an image of a white Jesus to shout "this church is racist! Jesus was of Arabic descent!" That Geraldine bitch was forced to step down because Hillary didn't want to have her backing that shit up on the campaign trail and Hillary is still doing well in the polls yet she didn't denounce her antics. Obama CLEARLY DENOUNCED Wright's statements yet he's STILL getting bitchslapped by the media, in-party super-delegates, and Republicans. One "bad black guy" has to ruin it for the whole racial image of a Democratic contender.

What was it again? "white supremacy and black inferiority?" Indeed.

LeBron in Vogue: Racist?

By now, most people have seen this to the left:

And a majority of black (and some white) editors have called out this for portraying LeBron as a "King Kong" to Gisele's "Fay Wray." Feeding old black stereotypes into the almost Emmett Till depiction with a 'submissive' white woman and a 'dominant' black man. The problem with that is Emmett got an unjustified death and King Kong fell of the Empire State Building. So we look at this as, "where is Vogue trying to go with this?" Surely they knew it was going to be controversial in the United States where putting any two races together is going to be seen as "controversial" regardless, let alone a black guy and a white girl playfully playing with each other. What a pathetic country we live in regarding race. I'm sure there's a bit of the Dumbo Crows-syndrome going on here but if anything LeBron subjected himself to this bojangly coonery. That nigga should've known that if you take a photo and you're being portrayed like that, black folks are the first to call you out.

Now personally, I don't give a fuck if he was trying to portray King Kong or Daffy Duck. Why the fuck should I nor you care? What, "it's perpetuating" black stereotypes? The fuck? Ya'll niggas the one showing submissive, trampy black women and dumbass niggas wearing their baggy pants low like ya'll ain't go no class around this bitch. Little niggas in school wishin' to be Shawty Lo and shit, I mean, there must be 2 sides of this, right (see if ya'll catch that one)? Shit, ya'll niggas need to shut the fuck up and move on with life. Too many prominent black leaders focus on bullshit issues like this one and say "see, this country is still racist!" Shit, nigga, you ain't got to tell ME that! We've been known that; now be proactive like the older generation (meaning, not Sharpton, but Garvey) and do shit about it. Why don't our young black men go out and get MEANINGFUL jobs such as MORE engineering, MORE business, MORE lawyers, etc instead of being a slave to the Section 8? Then images like LeBron would be view more archaically and perhaps artistically than racially motivated. Much like if a George Clooney (who was also on Vogue) would wear a Nazi uniform while "artistically" carrying Barbara Streisand straight to a concentration camp, just to make a point (meaning, sell magazines).

Well, Vogue has always pressed the button and apparently it's working more than ever.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Lupe Fiasco - Hip Hop Saved My Life feat. Nikki Jean

You like it? Showin' love to the H-Town!

The Boondocks: Banned BET Episode

Here ya'll niggas go.

Tracy Morgan: Black Is The New President, Bitch

Somebody ups the ante for Tina Fey's "Bitch is the new black."

Monday, March 17, 2008

You Can't Take the Dayton Outta Some People...

Toccara went OFF!



It's alright, Toccara. Pinky's and that good ole' Chicken Louie's still be bangin! And let's not forget the Hooks' 7-Up cake...dwamn!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Snoop Dogg: Ugly Bitches Don't Sell Records

"How many ugly women selling records? None! Only the pretty ones sell records. Beyonce, Mary J, Keyshia Cole, the ugly ones don't sell. I ain't gon say no names, but they don't sell records. They just be singing their little hearts out, but they don't get no sales, 'cause they ugly. Now, that's my fault?"

-SOHH classic Snoop!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Keith Olbermann's Bitchslap

He is more than man, he is a God! Thank you Bossip.

Michael Jackson has saved Neverland!

Yahoo! I think?
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/celebrity/la-et-ap-neverland13mar13,1,7500110.story

And guess who found it for ya'll?
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=5225+Figueroa+Mountain+Rd,+Los+Olivos,+CA,+United+States+of+America&sll=34.6683,-120.119748&sspn=0.016448,0.043001&ie=UTF8&ll=34.745712,-120.087165&spn=0.004108,0.01075&t=k&z=17

And isn't this a bit scary? I mean, look at #21. Jesus Juice indeed. And what's with the ambiguously racial chigger?

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

South Carolina: Fucking Niggers!

You have to see this, folks. When white trash attacks!



Lord Jesus.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Buffie the Body & Gucci Mane: Classic Hoodness

Enjoy, from Allhiphop!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Dru Hill - These Are The Times...Indeed.

Have fun.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

ColDay's Favorite Sites



http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

*Sigh*

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

R. Kelly - I'm A Beast

The fuck is this nigga on? Really, "get it understood boy, I'm from the hood, boy?" Nigga attacking Ne-Yo like that? Now we all know I don't care for The Fish Called Wanda but Ne-Yo don't deserve THIS bad of a diss. Nigga, you ain't no damn beast, bitchass nigga. And you ain't never been no bitch? Tell Aaron Hall that, sellout. Nigga, fake ass niggas talk all this shit about they hood and they rich and shit. Nigga, do you think I give a fuck about your peeing on Sparkle's niece ass? Yeah, you made hood classics and one song that white people love ("I Believe I Can Fly") but you still a bojanglin' ass coon. Why you got a "dick and a half?" Is that other half from that gay midget in your TITC Episode 99?

Nigga, you ain't Luther. Nigga, you ain't Peabo. Nigga, you barely Chauncey from Blackstreet. Let it go, like Keyshia, ya dig? Like Jeezy. Atleast that Chauncey nigga had some soul; not some soap opera shit with gay midgets and Italian cops. Now, I give you props with reinventing yourself through the years, like a nigga Madonna. But the thing is, she went other directions, not hoping on other people's shit. Then you go on and get The Fish for a tour and you let Flipper and the new ghetto Mary Kelis-shya Cole out-sing you and you get all bitch. Nigga, I would say "pass the torch to somebody else" but shit, you probably peed on it. This is the most horrid diss I've heard since anything Benzino did.

As a fan of R&B, real black music, nigga, you disgust me. Bring back 12 Play, not this bullshit.



Shout out to Natia for this one!

White Brooklyn Rappers

Thank you SOHH for this one.

The first guy? Uhh...
The bitch? Bootleg Charli Baltimore.
The Niggerican? Uh...
The last fat rapper? Unique.

Hmmm...



As Lupe's sister said on The Cool, GENTRIFICATION!!!

AC - Rae Told Me

Hot, hot, hot! I don't know if he's white, Hispanic, half-black, but he's something. He flipped that C.R.E.A.M. beat and made it even more hot. I give props to this nigga!